What has two arms, two legs, has a name that rhymes with ‘weather’ and can’t sew?
And why is that a problem? Because apparently, if you buy a cheap wedding dress from one of the companies in China that are currently all over the internet promising designer dresses at affordable prices, you have to be able to. Otherwise, they won’t accept a torn, ill stitched, unevenly turned-up, poor quality piece of garbage back and issue a refund.
I'm so picky - unlike the 'unpicky' dress
Here was the email conversation I had last night with http://www.dhgate.com, after waiting a month for the ‘we deliver within 14 days’ dress:
Me: “I just received my dress. It is garbage. The lace is coming away from the dress, the stitching is messy, the hem is uneven, there are HOLES in it and loads of loose threads all over it. I only have eight weeks to find a replacement now. Please issue a refund.”
DHGate Seller CB39: “Hi, I have received your pictures, the dress past the QC before shipped out, so the things that you said are little problems, please help us to cut away it. Some dresses use the lace, there are many of them coming away, almost nobody asked us refund because this problem.”
Translation: “Everyone else buying the dress has the same issue with the lace coming off. But they are all cool with that. It’s just you. Get over it. Please pay to send it back to China, so we can butcher it some more, send it back too late for your wedding and really *** over.”
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